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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

25.May.13

(Source: satan-o-matic)

gayblowjob:

things that i need in my life right now:

  • sex
  • cheese pizza
  • ice cream
  • sex
  • rough sex
  • gentle sex
  • more ice cream
  • cuddling
  • S E X
  • more pizza
25.May.13

(Source: chantelcarnage)

I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to—because then there’s more room for me… on the low road. *steering wheel hand motions*

~   Tom on Parks & Rec, s2e8 (via tealeafprincess)

I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED THIS EPISODE. I was going to quote it later on as well hahah

(via secretcallgirl)
25.May.13

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot)

25.May.13
piratepiercing: We’ve got a lot of new Industrial Strength jewelery in stock! omg… and here I was, thinking that only 1 set of nostril piercings would do. Clearly I was wrong :D time needs to hurry up so I can be back in Belgium and go to Pirate Piercing :D Still don’t know if I should get the nostrils or the cheeks first… I’m thinking nostrils… My life is so hard.

piratepiercing:

We’ve got a lot of new Industrial Strength jewelery in stock!

omg… and here I was, thinking that only 1 set of nostril piercings would do. Clearly I was wrong :D

time needs to hurry up so I can be back in Belgium and go to Pirate Piercing :D

Still don’t know if I should get the nostrils or the cheeks first… I’m thinking nostrils… My life is so hard.

freemindfreebody: throwback.

freemindfreebody:

throwback.